So I was surfing the web the other day, looking for a witty Facebook status and I finally found one. The reason was I had been online all day and was totally exhausted, and so I logged on to use some Facebook chat but it seemed like nobody was online! So I started cruising some old Facebook status updates from my friends but unfortunately none of them had anything interesting or funny to say except that one guy was eating pizza. Anyway….
I found a Witty Facebook status!
Example: Vacancy:Telepath: – you know where to apply.
It seems like every tv show these days has someone in it who can read minds, thoughts, bend spoons or generally know what you are thinking. That means that your amusing Facebook status should try to reflect this trend, so why not start with this really funny one-liner? Some people could use a bit more telepathy in their life – I remember a friend of mine was trying to get a new job and wanted to call a business to arrange an interview, but she in fact called her current boss’s mobile phone by mistake! What is the opposite of being able to read someone’s mind?
it’s so brilliant, right?! Well anyway I had it as my Facebook status for about twenty five minutes and then suddenly seven people pressed the ‘like’ button! I couldn’t believe my eyes! I had to go back and check, but they were all commenting on my witty Facebook status! I was so happy, I could have cried.
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